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Our shop was conceived during a particularly strange dream, or maybe it was a fever-induced hallucination—we're not entirely sure. We are not your typical florists; we are mere observers of botanical insignificance. Each bloom we cultivate is a reminder of the inherent pointlessness, as if they've been plucked from the void itself.
Our garden, where the sun occasionally forgets to shine, nurtures blooms that are both meaningless and wickedly absurd. The roses here are thornless, for what's the point of pain when nothing matters? The lilies emit a fragrance that is the essence of indifference, luring in those who have long given up.
Prepare to explore the depths of existential despair in each petal, as you confront the inescapable truth that the world of flowers is just as meaningless as everything else. Dare to embrace the void. Embrace the flowers that thrive in the abyss of meaninglessness. Visit our shop today, or don't; it ultimately doesn't matter.
FLOWERS
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